|The Curt Jester Triumphs Again|
|Written by Sherry|
|Monday, 21 April 2008 17:55|
"Distraction is prayer is known in the spiritual director field as Prayer Attention Deficit Disorder (PADD) or Supplication Attention Deficit (SAD) and is a birth defect caused by original sin. Since Adam and Eve only Jesus and Mary have not had to deal with Prayer Attention Deficit Disorder.
But you ask "Now that I know what the problem is how do I deal with it?"
That is where St. Johnson and St. Johnson's steps in with the latest pharmaceutical wonder. Our patented ingredients help to put your daily life behind you and to help you to concentrate while praying.
You can find information on our new product Ridalin on television or the sample ad below in your favorite magazine."
And as Fr. Philip, OP comments:
Sign me up for one of those once a month renewal prescriptions...I'll need the extra strength, extended release, please.
Visit the divinely inspired Jester to savor the whole thing.