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Written by Michael Fones
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Monday, 04 February 2008 10:07 |
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you
ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I
came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll make you all wish you'd never been born!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."
Note: Just don't go getting the idea that we earn our way to heaven...
hat tip: Patricia Mees Armstrong
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