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Written by Michael Fones
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Thursday, 06 March 2008 08:02 |
IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, You will love these Occupational Hymns
Weatherman's Hymn................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Dentist's Hymn..............................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Contractor's Hymn...........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.........................................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn............................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.....................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.....................................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.............................................Pass Me Not
The Electrician's Hymn.........................................Shine On Me
The Shopper's Hymn.....................................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn............................. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.......................................The Great Physican
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
65mph.................................................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph.............................................ThisWorld Is Not my Home
95mph.................................................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph.......................................................Precious Memories
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