Reminds me irresistibly of conversations I've had around St. Blog's lately.
hat tip: Mark Shea
PS - the "Repeal Day" which I had never heard of before is clearly a holiday manufactured by liquor companies like Dewar's for commercial ends - like so many of our current holidays - and it bugs me - alot. But I don't think I can separate the front/end ads from the Onion piece itself. Feel free to hit the stop button early and skip the last 30 seconds.